Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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