I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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