miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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