Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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