Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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