bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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