I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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