Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just found a bag of teeth...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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