ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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