He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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