So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The uberlube is also flammable
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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