Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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