did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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