He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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