Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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