we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
