need another drink. this is the easiest way
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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