Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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