i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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