That's intense
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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