Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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