This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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