But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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