Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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