Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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