were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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