If you die in college, do you die in real life?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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