Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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