its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
How external is "for external use only"?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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