thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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