too bad you live with your parents still
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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