Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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