There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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