Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Randomize
