Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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