you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Who died my cat blue again?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
