Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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