...so i touched it.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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