That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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