i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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