I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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