Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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