Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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