I seem to have left my pride at pride
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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