Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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