break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
