I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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