I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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