So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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