You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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